Chain Emails and their Authors

If you are online reading this chances are you have fallen victim to this scourge of the emailing world or even been one of the perpetrators of such dastardly deeds. I do not mean just the originators, I'm also refering to those who forward these wretched things to EVERYONE in their address book!

NOTICE:You will NOT be visited by ghosts, ghouls, murderers, monsters, vampires, wolfmen, trolls, or your true love whether you do or don't forward this to 1 or 100 people in the next 30 seconds or 30 years. MSN is not shutting down. If you are not the most heartless person on Earth it is NOT because you did not forward an email. This also covers all the following the most unpatriotic, unloved, unreligious, etc, Disease will not suddenly enter your body because of not sending an email.

What will happen? Well within about a month a few thousand people will have your email address as well as the address of everyone you sent it to. Ypu will start getting emails from someone you don't know. You will start getting hundreds of chain emails thereby taking up all of your free time either deleting them or continuing the cycle of forwarding these things FOREVER!

STOP. Just say NO to forwarding.